{"id":4913,"date":"2019-06-24T05:25:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-24T10:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/?page_id=4913"},"modified":"2023-03-21T10:20:01","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T15:20:01","slug":"recs-and-readlaxation-recommendations","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/ar\/recs-and-readlaxation-recommendations\/","title":{"rendered":"R & R"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everything a romance lover needs for<\/o-anim-typing><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Recs and Read<\/em><\/span>laxation<\/strong> \u00a9<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1.<\/strong> Love is like a thrilling rollercoaster ride<\/a><\/strong>, full of unexpected twists that evoke both screams of terror and squeals of delight.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

2.<\/strong> Love is like a flashlight<\/strong><\/a>\u2014it can illuminate what’s hidden in the dark, but sometimes it blinds us to the obvious.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3.<\/strong> A successful relationship is like a gourmet meal<\/strong><\/a>: it takes a lot of skill, patience and finesse to bring out the flavor.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

4.<\/strong> The most romantic thing you can do is surprise someone with a gift certificate<\/a><\/strong> for a therapist, so they can work out their issues on someone else’s dime.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.<\/strong> Falling in love is like a game of cock<\/s>blocks<\/a><\/strong>\u2014it starts off simple and steady, but one wrong move and everything comes tumbling down.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

6.<\/strong> A successful relationship is like a good cake<\/a><\/strong>: too much or too little of something and then it’s just “meh”.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

7.<\/strong> Falling in love is like stepping in quicksand<\/a><\/strong>: you don’t see it coming, and once you’re sucked in, you’re SOL.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

8.<\/strong> Love is a voyage of discovery<\/a><\/strong>, and those major bumps (in the night) are what make it worth the journey.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

9.<\/strong> Love is like a garden: it needs some TLC, plenty of vitamin “D”<\/strong><\/a> and occasional weed.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

10.<\/strong> Romance is like dancing<\/strong><\/a>: sometimes you step on each other’s toes when all you mean to do is twerk<\/strong><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11.<\/strong> Romance is like a waltz<\/strong><\/a>: sometimes you misstep and your heart forgets the beat.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

12.<\/strong> Falling in love is like walking into a booby trap<\/strong><\/a>: it catches you off guard<\/strong><\/a>, but if you manage to make it out alive, you deserve a medal. And a cookie<\/strong><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13.<\/strong> Being in love is a bit like being in a haunted house<\/strong><\/a>: you don’t know what’s ahead, but you hope your heart makes it out in one piece.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

14.<\/strong> True love is when you can let one rip in front of each other and still cuddle<\/strong><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

15.<\/strong> Love is like a jigsaw puzzle<\/strong><\/a>: you might not have all the pieces, but with enough effort and patience, it can take shape.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Everything a romance lover needs for<\/o-anim-typing><\/h4>\n\n\n\n

Recs and Read<\/em><\/span>laxation<\/strong> \u00a9<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

16.<\/strong> Romance is like a game of poker<\/strong><\/a>; you never know if you have a winning hand until you go all in.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

17.<\/strong> Online dating<\/strong><\/a> is like an offline GPS<\/strong><\/a>, it leads you on a journey of endless reroutes, but the destination just might be worth it.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

18.<\/strong> A good love story is like a good pizza<\/strong><\/a>; generous toppings and a solid foundation.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

19.<\/strong> Romance is like a rollercoaster<\/strong><\/a>, sometimes you scream with excitement, and other times you feel like throwing up.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

20.<\/strong> Finding love is like trying to find a needle in a haystack<\/strong><\/a>, but with more swiping<\/strong><\/a> and less hay.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

21.<\/strong> Love is like a fart<\/strong><\/a>, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap<\/strong><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

22.<\/strong> Romance is like a dance<\/strong><\/a>, it takes two to tango, but it’s more fun if you’re both terrible at it.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

23.<\/strong> Romance is like a snowflake<\/strong><\/a>, each one is unique and special, but they all melt eventually.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

24.<\/strong> Romance is like a rollercoaster<\/strong><\/a>, but without the height requirement, and \u0637\u0631\u064a\u0642 <\/em>more whiplash.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

25.<\/strong> Love is like indulging in chocolate<\/strong><\/a>: sweet, addictive, and sure to leave a cavity at some point.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

26.<\/strong> Falling in love is like jumping off a cliff<\/strong><\/a> and praying for a heavenly landing, but sometimes you end up in someone’s basement<\/strong><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

27.<\/strong> Lust is like a fancy box of chocolates<\/strong><\/a>: tempting at first, but soon you realize it’s all empty calories and regret.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

28.<\/strong> Relationships are like algebra<\/strong><\/a>: you stare at X and wonder Y, but sometimes it’s best to just solve for Z and move on.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

29.<\/strong> The only thing better than a good romance novel<\/strong><\/a> is a good romance in real life. <\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeah right.<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

30.<\/strong> If love is blind<\/strong><\/a>, why is lingerie<\/strong><\/a> so popular?<\/span><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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