Bed Before You Wed (Version 2) : A Poem

In the land of love and fancy flair,

A wedding tale I shall declare.

With wordplay bold, I shall embark,

On bedding a man, a whimsical lark!

Once upon a time, in a town quite grand,

There lived a man, oh so dashing and tanned.

His name was Ned, a fellow well-known,

For his charm and wit, all ladies were prone.

One sunny day, a wedding invite arrived,

To witness true love, we were all contrived.

Ned, the groom, set to tie the knot,

But mischief brewed, oh what a plot!