In the land of love and fancy flair,
A wedding tale I shall declare.
With wordplay bold, I shall embark,
On bedding a man, a whimsical lark!
Once upon a time, in a town quite grand,
There lived a man, oh so dashing and tanned.
His name was Ned, a fellow well-known,
For his charm and wit, all ladies were prone.
One sunny day, a wedding invite arrived,
To witness true love, we were all contrived.
Ned, the groom, set to tie the knot,
But mischief brewed, oh what a plot!