{"id":3566,"date":"2017-12-21T20:26:05","date_gmt":"2017-12-21T20:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/?p=3566"},"modified":"2023-02-20T06:34:36","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T11:34:36","slug":"basilisks-creed-chapter-twenty-seven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/basilisks-creed-chapter-twenty-seven\/","title":{"rendered":"The Basilisk's Creed: Kapitel siebenundzwanzig"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u201cBlue Balls\u201d<\/strong><\/h1>\n

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Forty-eight dark bottles stand on the long counter, proudly displaying the labels that showcase the expensive burgundy liquid they contain. I regard them as they stare back at me in silence, not needing to say anything as the cursive font of Italian words and old dates speak for them.<\/span><\/p>\n

I try to recall the last time I had wine\u2014or irgendetwas<\/em> stronger than a cup of coffee.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s been years since I\u2019ve had a real drink. Probably not since my twenty-first birthday, and even then I only downed a few shots before I completely spiraled into a drunken stupor.<\/span><\/p>\n

Not my proudest moment.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve tried to hold my liquor on every single occasion I\u2019ve made the mistake of having any but it\u2019s no use. I\u2019m a hopeless lightweight. I just don\u2019t get along with alcohol\u2014or maybe alcohol doesn\u2019t get along with mich<\/em>, I don\u2019t know. Plus, it just makes me feel really weird. And strangely horny<\/em>\u2014which really isn\u2019t fun unless you have someone other than your drunken, incapacitated self to take care of said horniness for you. I think it was that night I realized girls can have \u201cblue balls\u201d, too.<\/span><\/p>\n

Not quite the vision I had to ending my first night as a legal drinker.<\/span><\/p>\nJoin us or log in to read more.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cBlue Balls\u201d     Forty-eight dark bottles stand on the long counter, proudly displaying the labels that showcase the expensive burgundy liquid they contain. I regard them as they stare back at me in silence, not needing to say anything as the cursive font of Italian words and old dates speak for them. I try to recall the last time I had wine\u2014or anything stronger than a cup of coffee. It\u2019s been years since I\u2019ve had a real drink. Probably not since my twenty-first birthday, and even then I only… Weiterlesen<\/a><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2996,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"series":[101],"class_list":["post-3566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ongoing","series-the-basilisks-creed"],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TBC-Wattpad-Header-1024x341.jpg","blog_images":{"medium":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TBC-Wattpad-Header-300x100.jpg","large":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TBC-Wattpad-Header-1024x341.jpg"},"ams_acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3566\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3566"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=3566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}