{"id":3593,"date":"2017-12-21T21:28:02","date_gmt":"2017-12-21T21:28:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/?p=3593"},"modified":"2023-02-20T07:11:02","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T12:11:02","slug":"basilisks-creed-chapter-forty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/basilisks-creed-chapter-forty\/","title":{"rendered":"The Basilisk’s Creed: Chapter Forty"},"content":{"rendered":"

When Green Pigs Fly<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

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I\u2019m not a violent person.<\/span><\/p>\n

I swear I\u2019m not.<\/span><\/p>\n

Never have been.<\/span><\/p>\n

And I don\u2019t condone brutality or fighting in any way, shape, or form.<\/span><\/p>\n

But, good Gott<\/em>, these assholes are making it far too easy for me to want to kill something right now.<\/span><\/p>\n

“So\u2026when are you going to give me your number, Baby Cakes?” Frank says, punctuating the ruckus he started. His tone is both arrogant and assuming, and his body-language reflects that; intertwining his fingers on the table and looking up at me expectantly like he\u2019s some big time politician as his greasy hair sticks flatly to his head like a cap.<\/span><\/p>\n

“When green pigs fly, motherfucker,” I mutter as I reluctantly write down their orders, the words leaving me before I can stop myself.<\/span><\/p>\n

The statement just flies out of my mouth before I even realize I said it.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s blunt and unforgiving and\u2026so<\/em> not like me.<\/span><\/p>\n

And it\u2019s not just the words themselves.<\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s wie <\/em>I say them.<\/span><\/p>\nJoin us or log in to read more.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When Green Pigs Fly       I\u2019m not a violent person. I swear I\u2019m not. Never have been. And I don\u2019t condone brutality or fighting in any way, shape, or form. But, good God, these assholes are making it far too easy for me to want to kill something right now. “So\u2026when are you going to give me your number, Baby Cakes?” Frank says, punctuating the ruckus he started. His tone is both arrogant and assuming, and his body-language reflects that; intertwining his fingers on the table and looking… Weiterlesen<\/a><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2996,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"series":[101],"class_list":["post-3593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ongoing","series-the-basilisks-creed"],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TBC-Wattpad-Header-1024x341.jpg","blog_images":{"medium":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TBC-Wattpad-Header-300x100.jpg","large":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/TBC-Wattpad-Header-1024x341.jpg"},"ams_acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3593\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3593"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=3593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}