R & R

Everything a romance lover needs for

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16. Romance is like a game of poker; you never know if you have a winning hand until you go all in.

17. Online dating is like an offline GPS, it leads you on a journey of endless reroutes, but the destination just might be worth it.

18. A good love story is like a good pizza; generous toppings and a solid foundation.

19. Romance is like a rollercoaster, sometimes you scream with excitement, and other times you feel like throwing up.

20. Finding love is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but with more swiping and less hay.

21. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

22. Romance is like a dance, it takes two to tango, but it’s more fun if you’re both terrible at it.

23. Romance is like a snowflake, each one is unique and special, but they all melt eventually.

24. Romance is like a rollercoaster, but without the height requirement, and way more whiplash.

25. Love is like indulging in chocolate: sweet, addictive, and sure to leave a cavity at some point.

26. Falling in love is like jumping off a cliff and praying for a heavenly landing, but sometimes you end up in someone’s basement.

27. Lust is like a fancy box of chocolates: tempting at first, but soon you realize it’s all empty calories and regret.

28. Relationships are like algebra: you stare at X and wonder Y, but sometimes it’s best to just solve for Z and move on.

29. The only thing better than a good romance novel is a good romance in real life.

Yeah right.

30. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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