{"id":9936,"date":"2023-06-20T14:06:40","date_gmt":"2023-06-20T19:06:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/?p=9936"},"modified":"2023-06-20T14:16:26","modified_gmt":"2023-06-20T19:16:26","slug":"bed-before-you-wed-version-2-a-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/ru\/bed-before-you-wed-version-2-a-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Bed Before You Wed (Version 2) : A Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>In the land of love and fancy flair, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>A wedding tale I shall declare. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>With wordplay bold, I shall embark, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>On bedding a man, a whimsical lark!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>Once upon a time, in a town quite grand, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>There lived a man, oh so dashing and tanned. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>His name was Ned, a fellow well-known, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>For his charm and wit, all ladies were prone.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div style=\"height:30px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>One sunny day, a wedding invite arrived, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>To witness true love, we were all contrived. <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>Ned, the groom, set to tie the knot, <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><em><strong>But mischief brewed, oh what a plot!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\nJoin us or log in to read more.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the land of love and fancy flair, A wedding tale I shall declare. With wordplay bold, I shall embark, On bedding a man, a whimsical lark! Once upon a time, in a town quite grand, There lived a man, oh so dashing and tanned. His name was Ned, a fellow well-known, For his charm and wit, all ladies were prone. One sunny day, a wedding invite arrived, To witness true love, we were all contrived. 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