{"id":3394,"date":"2017-12-08T04:47:37","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T04:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/?p=3394"},"modified":"2023-02-20T05:24:30","modified_gmt":"2023-02-20T10:24:30","slug":"doctor-patient-confidentiality-chapter-one-hundred-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/doctor-patient-confidentiality-chapter-one-hundred-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor-Patient Confidentiality: Chapter One Hundred and Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"

I stare wide-eyed, feeling a distinct strain in my face as my eyelids stretch to their limit.<\/span><\/p>\n

I can’t breathe.<\/span><\/p>\n

I can’t blink.<\/span><\/p>\n

Holy. Fucking. Hell.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

My head buzzes with adrenaline, and my heart does a million sprints as I try and fail to wrap my disintegrating brain around what I’m witnessing.<\/span><\/p>\n

Good God\u2026<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

This\u2026this can’t possibly <\/em>be normal.<\/span><\/p>\n

The box said these are supposed to be average-sized. Did I read that wrong? Did I make some sort of mistake? Does the actual sizing vary by brand like they do with some jeans? Like, do you go a size up?<\/span><\/p>\n

I mean\u2026what the fuck <\/em>am I looking at?<\/span><\/p>\n

I don’t dare meet his eyes, and a renewed wave of panic hits me at the realization of just how big he is, and more importantly, that the condom won’t fit.<\/span><\/p>\n

It can\u2019t.<\/span><\/p>\nJoin us or log in to read more.","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I stare wide-eyed, feeling a distinct strain in my face as my eyelids stretch to their limit. I can’t breathe. I can’t blink. Holy. Fucking. Hell. My head buzzes with adrenaline, and my heart does a million sprints as I try and fail to wrap my disintegrating brain around what I’m witnessing. Good God\u2026 This\u2026this can’t possibly be normal. The box said these are supposed to be average-sized. Did I read that wrong? Did I make some sort of mistake? Does the actual sizing vary by brand like they do… \u9605\u8bfb\u66f4\u591a<\/a><\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2990,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_themeisle_gutenberg_block_has_review":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"series":[99],"class_list":["post-3394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ongoing","series-doctor-patient-confidentiality"],"featured_image_src":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/DPC-Wattpad-Header-1024x341.jpg","blog_images":{"medium":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/DPC-Wattpad-Header-300x100.jpg","large":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/12\/DPC-Wattpad-Header-1024x341.jpg"},"ams_acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3394\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3394"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emendedhearts.com\/zh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=3394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}